My friend Eva and I wrote a Star Trek parody musical and by some magical twist of events a producer noticed us in New York and got us into the Midtown International Theatre Festival commercial division, where last year almost all of the plays featured were picked up for an Off-Broadway run immediately after.
My whole life the only place I have ever felt safe and comfortable was in theatre. After not getting to go to any of the conservatories I applied for, I was terrified I would never get to work in the theatre again. This is my chance at the future I always dreamed of-making theatre in New York, creating and helping others create.
But if our kickstarter doesn’t get funded, none of that happens. We only have 10 days left. We need your help so please, signal boost and donate what you can.
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
"Putin on Putin" by Eliza Bender
14 x 17 in, Colored Pencil
February 15th, 2014
Russian President, Vladimir Putin. I hope that is all I have to say.
This isn’t zombie makeup … it’s the other way around. He has a full body tattoo & they covered it w/ makeup.
#this guy is from montreal #i see him walking around all the time #hes such an inspiration #he had cancer so he said fuck it and got all these tattoos #and then he kinda kicked cancers butt #but he was stuck with all of them #and now hes doing so much like that lady gaga video #or this make up commercial #and hes with an agency now and its great #hes great (spookyfrankiee)
if u have a dick u dont get an opinion about feminism.
do i even need to point out how cissexist, transmisogynistic, and wrong this statement is
ur username is “cumaddict” don’t even talk to me
yes i love cum i drink it with every meal that doesn’t make you any less wrong
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS